Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Science Disproves Commonly Stated Belief about Texas

Thick arundo
Originally uploaded by inyopfc
"Everything is Bigger in Texas"... so the phrase goes. But is it true?

It is certainly hotter in South Texas, and flatter. The thunderstorms are bigger. However, the invasive Arundo growing in Texas is actually smaller, and less dense, than in California.

So, we recommend the motto is refined thusly: "Everything is Bigger in Texas Except Some Noxious Weeds which are Bigger in California"


William said...

Noxious weeds are neither steers nor queers, so you have disproved that theory as well!

Charlie said...

Arundo is actually asexual, I don't know how that falls into that catergory. We did see steers, though,